Spring has arrived in Cerulean and the Salty’s Stop’n Fill has run out of Zyrtec. Let’s get into it:
Friday Night Fun
DJ Stacia will be bringing the nose to Les Bean this Friday at 6pmSLT. You bring the vibes – we’ll handle the beverages, witty banter, and the cozy ambiance you’ve come to expect from a Cerulean night.
Weather Report
Scattered rain showers will give way to sunny skies as the week unfolds. Expect warm breezes, longer afternoons, and a strong recommendation to lather yourself in sunscreen. Just… trust us.
Town Gossip
Deputy Ashy issued what may be the most entertaining citation of the season to Bin, who was reportedly seen making off with a canoe under the cover of night. The suspect was later found washed ashore in a pile of rocks, claiming it was all part of “a very reasonable plan.” Authorities remain unconvinced.
Move-in Special
Out of hibernation and into longer days, warmer weather, and that quiet feeling that everything might just be alright. We’ve got a few cozy openings across the regions and are offering a special—pay for four weeks and get one free. Consider it your sign.
See you around the town,
The Cerulean Team
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